Logan Morrison is so tough… 0036

Logan Morrison is so tough, he was once mugged. He left with the mugger’s wallet, car keys and sister.

Logan Morrison is so tough… 0035

Logan Morrison is so tough, he once tripled from the on-deck circle.

Logan Morrison is so tough… 0034

Logan Morrison is so tough, he once carved his initials into a tree just by looking at it.

Logan Morrison is so tough… 0033

Logan Morrison is so tough, not only does he KNOW Jack Sh*t, but Jack Sh*t owes him $50 so he’d better watch his back.

Logan Morrison is so tough… 0032

Logan Morrison is so tough, when he flies a plane into the Bermuda Triangle, the Bermuda Triangle mysteriously disappears.

Logan Morrison is so tough… 0031

Logan Morrison is so tough, he once hit a leadoff grand slam.

Logan Morrison is so tough… 0030

Logan Morrison is so tough, he once hit for the cycle with only three at-bats.